Episode 4: Bob’s Unicorn Exterminators

Episode 4:  Bob’s Unicorn Exterminators
  • Hello From Lake Soulbegone
  • Chat With Mr. Satan
  • News Around Town (sponsored by Inkstress Tattoos)
  • Poetry Reading and Public Service Announcement
  • Sports News Update
  • Special Guest (sponsored by Sinful Audio): Rocky Smith, founder of Northwest Ghost Tours
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by the Willamette Radio Workshop): One Minute Terrors and “Dorgo the Dowser: Mad Shadows”
  • Credits and Devouring the Audience

Also sponsored by: Also sponsored by: Garth Star Photography, Patrick F. Smith Photography, Sinful Audio, Unchained Productions, Sailbourne Beaded Jewelry and Gifts, Afterhell, and Tesla City Stories.

Episode 3: Bleached Bones

Episode 3: Bleached Bones
  • Welcome to Lake Soulbegone
  • Chat With Mr. Satan
  • News Around Town (sponsored by Inkstress Tattoos)
  • Also From Lake Soulbegone: “Galaxians to the Stars” and “Werewolf Theater”
  • Job Interview With a Vampire
  • Special Guest (sponsored by Sinful Audio): Dylan Hillerman of Guignolfest
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by Willamette Radio Workshop): “One Minute Terrors” and “Steam Portland Chronicles, Episode 3: The Sirens of Astoria”
  • Credits and Devouring the Audience

Also sponsored by: Garth Star Photography, Patrick F. Smith Photography, Sinful Audio, Unchained Productions, Sailbourne Beaded Jewelry and Gifts, Afterhell, and Tesla City Stories.

Our apologies for the quality of the audio on this episode — it is the best we can do after liberating the recording from the gremlins that invaded during the show!

Episode 3 Recovered!

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In a stunning success for the forces of frightful fun, Episode 3 of the Scary Home Companion Podcast has been recovered from the gremlins who invaded the live show last June.  Episode 3, “Bleached Bones,” is available now on the podcast feed!

This victory is not entirely without cost, and we hope you will understand that the audio quality on this episode is not up to our usual standards.

A grateful thanks to Screamvina and her minions!

Episode 6: Simkin’s Magical Talismans

Episode 6: Simkin’s Magical Talismans
  • Hello From Lake Soulbegone
  • Chat With Mr. Satan
  • News From Around Town (sponsored by Inkstress Tattoos)
  • Zombie Poetry Reading
  • Horror Emporium
  • Special Guest (sponsored by Guignolfest): Jason Hawkins
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by the Willamette Radio Workshop): Two Minute Terrors, and Steam Portland Chronicles, Episode 4: “A Discovery of Terror”
  • Credits and Devouring the Audience

Also sponsored by: Dr. Seth Alley of Sylvan Chiropractic, Garth Star Photography, Unchained Productions, Sailbourne Beaded Jewelry and Gifts, Afterhell, and Tesla City Stories.

Episode 5: Vlad’s Fitness Center

Episode 5: Vlad’s Fitness Center
  • Welcome to Lake Soulbegone
  • Chat With Mr. Satan
  • News From Around Town (sponsored by Inkstress Tattoos)
  • The Train Station In Hell
  • Special Guest (sponsored by Guignolfest): Chris Davis
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by the Willamette Radio Workshop): “No Shelter Down Below” and “An Evening Out”
  • Credits and Devouring the Audience

Also sponsored by: Dr. Seth Alley of Sylvan Chiropractic, Garth Star Photography, Unchained Productions, Sailbourne Beaded Jewelry and Gifts, Afterhell, and Tesla City Stories.

Where is Episode 3?

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Unfortunately, the show suffered a serious gremlin invasion during the recording of Episodes 3 and 4. The recording of Episode 4 was salvaged, and Screamvina and her minions are working to get it out to you as fast as possible.

Sadly, the gremlin damage was too severe, and Episode 3 has been lost to the darkness and the aether. Hopefully some day soon, we here in Lake Soulbegone will find a way to restore, or reconstruct, those tales for you!

We sincerely thank you for your understanding.

Your humble webmistress, Lady Snowblood

Episode 2: Jekyll’s Transformation Tonic

Episode 2: Jekyll’s Transformation Tonic
  • Hello From Lake Soulbegone
  • Chat With Mr. Satan
  • News From Around Town
  • Screamvina Call-in Show
  • Zombie Census Takers
  • Special Guest: Ivan De Prume
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by Willamette Radio Workshop): Steam Portland Chronicles, Episode 2: Encounter With the East Side Ripper
  • Credits and Devouring the Audience

Also sponsored by: Garth Star Photography, Patrick F. Smith Photography, Burning Sound Studios, Unchained Productions, Afterhell, and Inkstress Tattoos.

Episode 1: Crazee Bob’s Used Coffins

Episode 1: Crazee Bob’s Used Coffins
  • Introducing Lake Soulbegone
  • Chat with Mr. Satan
  • News From Around Town
  • Post-Apocalypse Update and Zombie Forecast (sponsored by Inkstress Tattoos)
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by the Willamette Radio Workshop) — Steam Portland Chronicles, Episode One
  • Nightmares From the Shadows (sponsored by the Willamette Radio Workshop) — The Legend of Ol’ Doc Haggard
  • Credits and Devouring the Audience

Also sponsored by: Garth Star Photography, Patrick F. Smith Photography, Burning Sound Studios, Unchained Productions, Afterhell, and Tesla City Stories.

From Screamvina: Unfortunate News

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Hello Fans of Scary Home Companion,

We have some unfortunate news. After the Paris Theater started repairing the damage done by the demon that Mr. Satan summoned during our rehearsal, they discovered that the demonic portal was not fully closed. Unfortunately, it was opened on some pretty powerful spiritual ley lines and coupled with the fact the theater was already haunted and cursed, there is no closing the portal. So the Paris Theater must be closed. With all other Portland venues already booked with their Halloween shows our Scary Home Companion October Spook-tacular!! is canceled.

We’d like to remind you though that we perform 4 spooky shows a year so please stay tombed to our fan page for updates on our Winter show, which we are currently planning to be in February.

The cast of Scary Home Companion would also like to remind you to always call the Horroregon Supernatural Notification center before opening demonic portals, so they can notify you if you have any dangerous ley lines and mark them out for you.

From Screamvina: Show Postponed!

From Screamvina: Show Postponed!

Evil Greetings Scary Home Companion Fans!

I have some not-so-screamtastic news for you all. We were rehearsing the show last night at The Paris Theater and Mr. Satan opened a demonic portal and unfortunately a larger-than-expected demon came through. Most of the cast is uneaten and the demon will be fine, he just got a little spooked. But it looks like the theater is going to have to do some emergency construction. We are all very sorry for the destruction, especially Mr. Satan, but this is why we rehearse.

Unfortunately, the Paris Theater will need to be closed for 2 weeks for the construction, but they are willing to reschedule the Scary Home Companion October Spook-tacular! for October 26. So please update your calendars and come see us LIVE on the Saturday, October 26th! (We should have the whole demonic portal thing worked out by then). Scare you there!

[Note: The ticket link may still show the old date. Hopefully this will be changed shortly. — Lady Snowblood, Webmistress]